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The Vault
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200 screws. Maximum suffering.

The Vault

The one that started it all. A layered present box where every layer is guarded by more screws. Exactly 200 of them stand between the recipient and the gift hidden at the center.

Hide inside: A gift card, folded cash, or a heartfelt note. The hidden slot is just big enough to slide a gift card in.

Choose your color

Ships to the US (5-12 business days) or Canada (3-10 business days). Most orders ship within 24 hours, so it usually arrives sooner. Digital files delivered instantly. Prices in USD.

What you get

Two ways to gift it

We print & ship it to you

$69.95

Arrives ready to fill and gift. No 3D printer needed.

  • The Vault, pre-assembled from 12 precision printed parts
  • We ship it held by just a few screws on purpose, so you can open it, drop in your gift, and screw in the rest yourself (no removing all 200 just to load it)
  • The rest of the screws bagged separately, 200 in total, plus a few spares in case some make a run for it
  • A flathead screwdriver to screw their fate shut

You print it yourself

$6.95

Instant download. Print it on any FDM 3D printer.

  • STL files for all 12 parts of the box
  • An STL for the screws
  • STL files for 2 different screwdriver designs, print whichever you like
  • A tuned 3MF file with our recommended print settings
  • Full documentation on how to print and assemble everything
  • For personal use only, not for resale or commercial use

The process

How it works

If we print and ship it

  1. 01

    It arrives ready to load

    Ships assembled but held by only a few screws, with the rest bagged separately and a screwdriver included.

  2. 02

    Hide the gift

    Back out the few screws, slide in your gift card, cash, or a heartfelt note, and close it up.

  3. 03

    Seal their fate

    Screw in all 200 to seal it shut, and let the suffering begin.

  4. 04

    Hand it over

    Give it with the included screwdriver, or keep that part to yourself, then watch the realization set in.

If you print it yourself

  1. 01

    Download instantly

    Right after checkout you get all the STL and 3MF files, plus a guide on how to print it.

  2. 02

    Print it

    Any FDM printer and a couple of filament colors will do. Print all the parts using the settings in the guide.

  3. 03

    Assemble and arm it

    Follow the guide to put it together, print the screwdriver, and load your gift before sealing it with the screws.

  4. 04

    Gift it in your colors

    Print it in whatever filament colors you like and hand over your own custom torture device.

What fits inside

Know before you fill it

Inside The Vault, with measurements

Interior space

A slot the size of a gift card: 85 × 56 mm, just 2.2 mm tall

Fits

A gift cardFolded cashA heartfelt noteFolded tickets

Does not fit

A ring box or jewelryA phone or earbudsAnything thicker than a gift card

Specs

The fine print

The box

Exterior size
133 × 148 × 125 mm (5.2 × 5.8 × 4.9 in), height includes the bow
Interior space
A slot the size of a gift card: 85 × 56 mm, just 2.2 mm tall
Material
PLA
Weight
880 g (1.9 lb)
Construction
200 slotted screws across every layer
Opens with
A flathead screwdriver (included with the printed box)
Reusable
Yes. Unscrew, refill, and regift forever

Printing it yourself

Files
STL files, a 3MF file, and print and assembly documentation
Print time
Full color: 77 h single nozzle, 54 h multi nozzle
Filament
995 g
Supports
Needed on 1 part

Questions

Good to know

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